Tweets of the Week: De Blasio's next move?

Plus, welcome to Taintstuy!

Every week we at Brooklyn Magazine read the entire internet in order to curate (some of) our favorite tweets from the previous seven days. These are locally sourced, organically grown, free range nuggets of wisdom and jest for the week ending July 22.

“It’s bad bitch o’clock,” we tell ourselves as we enter a sweltering weekend. Enjoy these tweets from the past week, hand-selected by our Minions, fresh from the orthodontist. If you need us, we’ll be home in Taintstuy, cooling down from our de Blasio-led spin class.

This is not a “Rehearsal”: The sunflowers are out, which means we’re halfway to fall. Get to the grill before it’s too late.

Now that he's leaving electoral politics, it's time for Bill de Blasio to embrace his true calling: A spin instructor at the Park Slope Y.

— Second Ave. Sagas (@2AvSagas) July 19, 2022

https://twitter.com/embernic/status/1549790726279630849?s=21

I'm moved in between Gowanus and Park Slope.

I believe this area is called Taintstuy

— Joe Bates (@JoeBatesComedy) July 18, 2022

Greenpoint is a beautiful place where it’s always 2013 and no one has problems

— Sam Taggart (@samttaggart) July 16, 2022

What bed stuy really needs is another combination plant store coffee shop

— The Emancipation of Joshi (@babytajine) July 15, 2022

https://twitter.com/surquiyork/status/1549532018526093313?s=21

Losing my shit looking at this picture of a “room” in williamsburg pic.twitter.com/fl1WTxmcuH

— callie actually (@eggshellfriend) July 14, 2022

"No Landlords, No Bosses"
Seen in Crown Heights, NYC pic.twitter.com/Mo5JnkGi83

— Radical Graffiti (@GraffitiRadical) July 15, 2022

After mass community pushback against the demolition of the historic Dangler building a.k.a 441 Willoughby and while we are awaiting results from the LPC hearing, yesterday the developer started demolishing the building at a rapid pace. We need community and press here NOW. pic.twitter.com/hmUrxQ3MmB

— Chi Ossé (@OsseChi) July 21, 2022

Kosciusko Pool, in heart of Bed-Stuy closed at 7, despite pledges the @NYCParks would keep it opened till 8 pm due to the heat wave. Parks worker tells me the police officers assigned to cover the pool left at 7 so they had to close. pic.twitter.com/Oj0yB9iV2I

— Gwynne Hogan (@GwynneFitz) July 20, 2022

Sunflower season in Flatbush. Love it, but it's also the first sign summer has reached the halfway point. pic.twitter.com/0QXGaU76gZ

— Justin Hendrix (@justinhendrix) July 17, 2022

https://twitter.com/drinksolapop/status/1549762678473867265?s=21

bushwick DJs be like pic.twitter.com/CZv8Z9xaVI

— Nebita (@nebita) July 19, 2022

Yo I’m playing Pokémon GO this shit is crazy. How they set up a Pokémon gym at an AME Church in Bedstuy?

— brandon / jinx / big jinx (@brandonjinx) July 20, 2022

Boutta see one of these running around Ft. Greene park during off-leash hours https://t.co/HU33k3P7yg

— Head of Sheeple (I’m Hiring) (@r__crabe) July 20, 2022

https://twitter.com/arielmedelman/status/1548761042548936704?s=21

“It’s bad bitch o’clock, it’s thick thirty” I whisper to myself while entering the seventh level of hell *Park Slope Mom’s meet up*

— Tall Glass of MILF (@KhloeRains) July 21, 2022

Meanwhile, in Brooklyn, this sticker sighted on a building in Red Hook. pic.twitter.com/gvRlbYuaGk

— Racheline Maltese (@racheline_m) July 15, 2022

Overheard a woman on 85th Street complain to her friend about the exorbitant cost of a single cannoli at Bay Ridge bakeries these days. Hey lady, you’re preaching to the choir here!!

— Rowley (@rowleyamato) July 15, 2022

the minion orthodontist is definitely in Park Slope https://t.co/SaFiVrz34m

— nolan (@anxiousdeluxe) July 20, 2022

https://twitter.com/nothingdinosaur/status/1550132781757345793?s=21

At a random bar in brooklyn and this is what I see in the bathroom#UnionizeYourWorkplace https://t.co/7fdoLtoFEs

— Adam Obernauer (@eastofadamo) July 17, 2022