Brooklyn Tweets of the Week: Pickle meltdowns, Millennial decadence & NIMBY MadLibs

A roundup of (some of) our favorite locally sourced tweets for the week ending June 4

Our tweets this week explore some amazing real estate opportunities in Bushwick—and some excellent ideas on how to increase parking in Park Slope (or as we call it, Park Nope).

If you see something, say something: Be sure to tag us if you see anything that should be noted next week.

Hey NYC! Looking for a subletter to take over the lease on this sunny Bushwick apartment for July 1 move in. 3 blocks from Myrtle-Wyckoff stop, 70 sq ft, fully furnished (2 tables, 4 chairs), Optimum internet, roof access, amazing roommate. $1,250 a month, utilities not included pic.twitter.com/syCzRH9u2K

— COLiN BURGESS (@Colinoscopy) May 30, 2021

when ur dad drops 50 on brooklyn in the playoffs pic.twitter.com/JGI6wiRUsk

— smarfwater™ (@smarfwater) May 29, 2021

I lack pickles and I’m having a meltdown I mean jesus christ I am a Jew in Brooklyn where are my pickles why are there no pickles in this home

— Helen Rosner (@hels) June 2, 2021

The Park Slope Facebook group brightens my day pic.twitter.com/eLeryEs99r

— Steven Vago (@Vagoish) June 2, 2021

Someone please tell this Williamsburg boutique who Martin Heidegger is pic.twitter.com/hZZ2ty89WQ

— Atossa Araxia Abrahamian (@atossaaraxia) June 2, 2021

Williamsburg is so insane now. It’s crystallized into pure decadence. Millennials who have doubled down on 2015, creative director energy so strong it makes my eyes water

— Joe Bernstein (@Bernstein) June 2, 2021

“I’m so proud to be a Jew right here in Brooklyn.” 🤘🏾

Can’t wait to share my single “Brooklyn” with you! 🙏🏾#Brooklyn pic.twitter.com/CihF5Z5oyq

— Nissim Black (@nissimblack) May 31, 2021

NIMBY Mad Libs

A group called The Friends of ___________ is pushing back against the _____________.

“We are not against the __________, what we would like is some reconsideration of the placement of ____________.” https://t.co/uUSxOLFdFW

— Bay Ridge Drivers (@BayRidgeDrivers) June 2, 2021