Source: Twitter/@Leon__Chase
Double parking and mysterious liquids: Tweets of the week
Plus, The City uncovers an election fraud bombshell
Every week we at Brooklyn Magazine read the entire internet in order to curate (some of) our favorite tweets from the previous seven days. These are locally sourced, hand-crafted, organically grown, free range nuggets of wisdom and jest for the week ending May 13.
NEW: A 92-year-old Holocaust survivor, an immigration advocate and a financial tech worker were listed to run for Brooklyn Democratic Party positions.
They only knew after we told them. https://t.co/kGc6teWQXi
— THE CITY (@THECITYNY) May 4, 2022
walking around in williamsburg today and screaming IN THIS ECONOMY?! if anyone approaches me
— serena li here (@serenalihere) May 11, 2022
Flatbush is the king of the double park
— Esq Montgomery (@EsqMontgomery) May 8, 2022
if weaving through all the double park’s in bay ridge was an olympic sport i’d for sure get a gold medal
— nicole (@cornygirlfriend) May 12, 2022
Mysterious liquid on the subway is always piss. I don’t care what color it is. If it’s blue, that’s blue piss
— Park Slope Arsonist (@PSArsonist) May 11, 2022
One of the stranger conveniences of crown heights is how a woman’s Mikvah is down the block from a pole dancing studio
— YoniChanowitz (@yoniChanowitz) May 6, 2022
Park Slope kids are a different breed, an 8 year old in the elevator just talked to me about the weather and how it “seems to get worse after hump day, which is unfortunate”
— Miles Surrey (@HKSurrey) May 7, 2022
If she looks like this you know she runs her shift at the park slope food co-op like it’s the damn navy pic.twitter.com/prpIUPz0ie
— park slope food co-op ceo (@coolp1np) May 7, 2022
German tourists yelling at me for walking in front of their photo at the biggie memorial, just another day in bed stuy baby!!!!!!!
— jay (@listenupnerds) May 11, 2022
Omg this classic condo-in-Bushwick looking guy just walked through the emergency exit to get on the train and the MTA booth person is just roasting him on the mic. “Movie star man in the cool sunglasses just got done with a shoot and doesn’t have to pay but everrrrryone ELSE”does
— former baby (@JubileeDJ) May 11, 2022
moving to brooklyn this summer like “new york isnt ready for me🙈😛” as if bushwick hasn’t seen a bitch with a septum piercing and wellbutrin prescription before…
— annika🤠 (@femaleweezerfan) May 7, 2022
New couple just moved next door to you in your building in Clinton Hill. They like jazz and work in media, they have loud sex 2 nights a week https://t.co/hQ5r1jjp4l
— Natalie Portwoman (@natalieportw) May 10, 2022
Sunset Park is really living up to its name tonight. pic.twitter.com/0p8ZtIdmoM
— Leon Chase (@Leon__Chase) May 12, 2022
stephen, creative director, 26, bushwick pic.twitter.com/xVguCfR9Jq
— 2000 (@newportamento) May 8, 2022
I need someone to explain to me how Dallas bbq on Flatbush stays open that shit is like 4 stories tall how many people are really eating there daily
— Z🧠EY (@zackvillere) May 12, 2022
The OG corner of Church & Flatbush.
If you know the Modell’s corner, I guess that’s cool, too. But this was the 90s. pic.twitter.com/EdRRgsju8z
— TMTG (@Jo_GotGame) May 12, 2022
Luna Park, Coney Island. Photographed in 1905. pic.twitter.com/T1HvYXnQSh
— WikiVictorian (@wikivictorian) May 11, 2022
