Tweets of the Week: Wait, could this be our last roundup?

This week we ponder what to do if Twitter dies, 'totally normal' November weather, dating woes and the Dems' new leader, Rep. Jeffries

By Brooklyn Magazine

Most weeks we try to read the entire internet so you don’t have to. Here in our semi-regular round up, we curate (some of) our favorite tweets from the previous seven days.

In no particular order, here are your locally sourced, organically grown, free range nuggets of wisdom and/or jest for the week ending November 18.

Introducing the next Leader for House Democrats, Hakeem Sekou Jeffries of Crown Heights, Brooklyn.

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— The Chanteezy Is Real ♉️ (@iamchanteezy) November 17, 2022

Totally normal November afternoon at Coney Island – almost 70 degrees and people are swimming. pic.twitter.com/8hurZkn04z

— Lydia Polreen (@lpolgreen) November 12, 2022

https://twitter.com/ahidalgosre/status/1593384661731901440?s=21

if this website does implode you can reach me at the carroll gardens dunkin donuts

— chris randle (@randlechris) November 11, 2022

I really don’t want to have to recreate all my parasocial relationships on another site so I’ll stay here until the lights go out and then I’ll go be a hermit in prospect park

— Steph Campanha Wheaton is on maternity leave✨ (@StephCW_) November 18, 2022

Midwestern white people will name their kids "Brooklyn" and then be afraid of cities.

— Rohita Kadambi (@RohitaKadambi) November 16, 2022

https://twitter.com/literelly/status/1591930297020743682?s=21

shit I don’t think I know enough about communism to date the women in brooklyn

— Lou Roy (@_louroy) November 15, 2022

https://twitter.com/mercurysymbol/status/1592201110953299970?s=21

no one wants to sublet your dusty, no-deodorant-wearing, twenty minutes from the G train greenpoint apartment for three weeks over christmas break. are you all on meth?

— gítchørr líchbåch (@crtrdwrdjysn) November 12, 2022

https://twitter.com/queenglitter4/status/1592634411186819072

Buying a locally made candle then getting a tattoo in a converted warehouse in greenpoint is the most Brooklyn thing I’ve done since getting up this morning

— Sonia Weiser (@weischoice) November 16, 2022

https://twitter.com/DANGLYEARRINGZ/status/1592295439961055234

There's a post on Nextdoor about the long-empty M&T Bank building on Flatbush and 8th Ave., and one of the comments is someone earnestly hoping for a Panera to open there.

Aim higher, Brooklyn.

— Ben K. (@bkabak) November 11, 2022

walking around brooklyn listening to mahler’s fifth symphony pic.twitter.com/a2oZGVJuzS

— gage tarlton (@gaygetarlton) October 14, 2022

John Fetterman’s wife is Jackie O for the bushwick ketamine girlies pic.twitter.com/08bSDvapcH

— Socratease (@renfairebarbie) November 11, 2022

Saw some kids failing to skip rocks in the Gowanus Canal, wanted to tell them that the rocks dissolve the second they hit the water

— Chris Stanton (@chrisstanton27) November 12, 2022

at Bagel Boy #BayRidge pic.twitter.com/Zt6SmvLB2s

— em (@emmaqmc) November 12, 2022

I have some questions for this house in Bensonhurst with two doors on the second floor and no balcony pic.twitter.com/OTwEnktYK6

— Grant Fox (@grantxfox) November 17, 2022