Photo via Twitter/@JJ_bkny
Tweets of the Week: There’s always parking in Ohio
Rep. Hakeem Jeffries kicked the week off with the most-Brooklyn speech ever, plus Bushwick remains an easy target. Also: a bald eagle!
Every week (more or less) we try to read the entire internet so you don’t have to and curate (some of) our favorite tweets from the previous seven days.
In no particular order, here are your locally sourced, organically grown, free-range nuggets of wisdom and/or jest for the the second week of 2023. These were all written by George Santos. Probably.
https://twitter.com/DandiaAsad/status/1611810300419866624
“The D in Democrat stands for deliver!”
Hakeem Sekou Jeffries of Crown Heights said that!
— The Chanteezy Is Real ♉️ (@iamchanteezy) January 7, 2023
https://twitter.com/Gary_Gelormino/status/1614012464596664320
every party in bushwick pic.twitter.com/wmewAS4xg0
— ass reductionist (@stilltbd_) January 12, 2023
https://twitter.com/qhristalmighty/status/1613924164548558848
a soldier’s face before and after one bushwick open mic: pic.twitter.com/vGKCI9ToGE
— lamps (@layumps) January 12, 2023
this inhuman place (bushwick) makes human monsters (djs)
— francis (@frank_logged_on) January 9, 2023
New Flatbush apartments all look like FZERO GX ships https://t.co/YNFeNZCaUy
— Melanated Seth Rogen (@itskrisbruh) January 12, 2023
we regret to inform you that the traffic cone put in the dangerous three way intersection on flatbush ave where the streetlight was recently knocked down by a car has been run over by a car pic.twitter.com/hcymeCJVcr
— pathological supply avoidance (@griph) January 10, 2023
The Banshees of Crown Heights starring Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen, Directed by the Safdie Brothers. https://t.co/RZopavLyQG
— Maxwell “Swell” Haddad (@cinemaxwell) January 12, 2023
https://twitter.com/femaIeboyfriend/status/1611389761163231232
https://twitter.com/BrentAWilliams2/status/1613723159269900291
this dog has to live in Park Slope. I just know it. https://t.co/KwR8jJPWyw
— nolan (@anxiousdeluxe) January 10, 2023
an apartment listing in greenpoint stipulates tenants need to have 3-4 months rent in cash in their bank account in addition to the security deposit and first month's rent. at $3,500/month that's $21K cash. to RENT. that's how awful the new york housing market is right now. pic.twitter.com/TadenpXrfy
— Asmaa Elkeurti (@a_elkeurti) January 12, 2023
https://twitter.com/realrickpaulas/status/1613301903906988035
Please, I am begging you, open anything other than a new coffee shop in Greenpoint.
— Cole Kennedy (@cdohertyk) January 7, 2023
Just watched The Menu. If you’re in NYC and you want damn near that exact burger from the end, go to Red Hook Tavern. You can even take a boat* there!
*the ferry
— Sarah York (@thesarahyork) January 14, 2023
Yea no, this wasn’t a mistake. For that to happen, residents have to petition for it. We been know gentrifiers are out here changing our city’s culture and history. F that. I’m glad it’s back – never deny Puerto Rican’s history and influence in Williamsburg https://t.co/bchOpzkeeO
— EstarGuarsTia//🇵🇸 #SolPatrol🇵🇸 (@estarguarstia) January 14, 2023
the pain I feel being the worst person in a yoga class in williamsburg is ancestral
— Nikhil Krishnan (@nikillinit) January 9, 2023
https://twitter.com/JJ_bkny/status/1613981939689472005
Let’s send KD to his 13th #NBAAllStar game!
🎨 @thecollegecuber
⭐️ Vote: https://t.co/a5e0asv7xQ pic.twitter.com/n1bJN89g9k— Brooklyn Nets (@BrooklynNets) January 14, 2023
